Cannibal King

                                   Written By: Unknown
                                    Copyright Unknown

                         The Cannibal King with the big nose ring
                            Fell in love with the dusting maid
                          And every night by the pale moonlight
                               It sounded like this to me...

                        Ah-rump (kiss kiss), Ah-rump (kiss kiss)
                             Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a
                        Ah-rump (kiss kiss), Ah-rump (kiss kiss)
                             Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a

                        As the years went by like one, two, three
                                 Soon there was a family
                          And every night by the pale moonlight
                               It sounded like this to me...

                            Ah-rump ma-ma, Ah-rump, ma-ma
                             Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a
                            Ah-rump ma-ma, Ah-rump, ma-ma
                             Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a

                        As the years went by like one, two, three
                                 Soon there was a family.
                          And every night by the pale moonlight
                               It sounded like this to me...

                          Ah-rump gran-ma, Ah-rump gran-ma
                             Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a
                          Ah-rump gran-ma, Ah-rump gran-ma
                             Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a

                        As the years went by like one, two, three
                                Soon there was no family
                          And every night by the pale moonlight
                               It sounded like this to me...

                     Ah-rump (silent pause), Ah-rump (silent pause)
                             Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a
                     Ah-rump (silent pause), Ah-rump (silent pause)
                             Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a